Okay people, I’m creating this as a separate page because, let’s face it, not everyone is gonna want to read about labor positions, pushing out huge melon-headed babies (big brains I tell ya), placentas and their cords or any other such things that relate to birthing a baby. So only visit here if you really want to know it all. ‘Cuz I’m going to bear all (pun intended). However, you can rest assured that your groggy, sleep-deprived, morning eyes will not be assaulted with ginormous (or small for that matter) pictures of above-stated birth terms as they happened. Nope. Not gonna happen. IF there were any to begin with, they are locked up safe and sound and will not be allowed out for viewing. TRUST ME!
So check back in and see if I’ve made any progress on this page. ’Cuz right about now I’m still trying to remember my kids’ names.
I kid! I kid! But do please check back and hopefully I have birth numero uno written up for your reading pleasure. =0)