Well, it just so happens that I’ve just finished writing up Monkey’s birth for you reading pleasure.  Rest easy, I promise there will be no bombs in this story.  But his face probably did look a little like this during his grand exit:

So grab a cup of coffee (or cherry coke – YUM!), prop your feet up and enjoy the fact that you get to enjoy this birth without having to endure hours of contractions or wrapping your legs around head. 

Birth Numero Dos