Well, it just so happens that I’ve just finished writing up Monkey’s birth for you reading pleasure. Rest easy, I promise there will be no bombs in this story. But his face probably did look a little like this during his grand exit:
So grab a cup of coffee (or cherry coke – YUM!), prop your feet up and enjoy the fact that you get to enjoy this birth without having to endure hours of contractions or wrapping your legs around head.